This blog is my way of getting to know myself, or rather the person that I have become.
Got my bananas and my champagne ready. Kick out the epic motherfucker!!!!!

Drugs…

rock ‘n’ roll…

bad-ass vegas whores…

late-night booty calls…

shiny disco balls…

Yeahhh!!!!!

That awkward moment when your teacher forgets to shut of the projector and starts checking her Facebook while you are taking a test.
broodwitch:

DWIGHT K SCHRUTE FOR PRESIDENT. 
Do it.
  • A:
    Why my last relationship ended.

  • Our futures didn't mesh and we where not healthy for each other. Thankfully we are close friends now.

  • B:
    Favorite band.

  • Cult of Luna

  • C:
    Who I like and why I like them.

  • I like myself, it may sound narcissistic. But I haven't always liked myself. So It's pretty awesome actually.

  • D:
    Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.

  • The death of my best friend

  • E:
    My best friend.

  • Uhmmmm yeah don't really have one. Have a banging group of close friends though. But nobody who can read my mind or finish my sentences.

  • F:
    My favorite movie.

  • American Psycho

  • G:
    Sexual orientation.

  • straight.

  • H:
    Do I smoke/drink?

  • Been smoke free since 2011. I like myself well made drink, or a perfectly poured beer.

  • I:
    Have any tattoos or piercings?

  • No but I'm getting a tattoo in a few weeks.

  • J:
    What I want to be when I get older.

  • A lobbyist with a sharp tongue

  • K:
    Relationship with my parents.

  • My mom and I have always been close. My dad and I have always been fighting over who's the "alpha' in the family. But lately we have actually started to enjoy each others company, I guess I have matured and he has realized that I'm quite competent when it comes to get shit done.

  • L:
    One of my insecurities.

  • I'm not the best guy when it comes to make the first move on a girl.

  • N:
    Favorite place to shop at?

  • Acne

  • O:
    My eye color.

  • Grey

  • P:
    Why I hate school.

  • I don't.

  • Q:
    Relationship status as of right now.

  • Happily alone, and probably will be for a while longer unless somebody extraordinary walks in to my life.

  • R:
    Favorite song at the moment.

  • Speed - Jerome Isma Ae

  • S:
    A random fact about myself.

  • I can't stand people who where their watches on their right wrist. It's disgusting.

  • T:
    Age I get mistaken for.

  • 18-20

  • U:
    Where I want to be right now.

  • I really miss sailing in Oresund, Sweden. So I would want to be on a Laser class sailboat, racing through a spring storm in Oresund.

  • V:
    Last time I cried.

  • 2 years ago.

  • W:
    Concerts I’ve been to.

  • I have around 120 concert tickets at home. So a bunch

  • X:
    What would you do if (…)?

  • I would probably ask you to repeat the question.

  • Y:
    Do you want to go to college.

  • I'm writing this from college

  • Z:
    How are you?

  • Just dandy

novh:

012312 - back in the city, back on my grind.
American government

So I have a real cougar of a professor in my American government class. Professor Pole…… Totally had a boner through my whole first class. It didn’t get any better that I had my phone on vibrate and I got 4 missed calls that class. Anyway I just wanted to say that I want to put the pole in Pole.

Sex is a dagger

I want to see Emily rage right now. Jacqui take a video of it.
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